Dear Ike;

This message is in regards to your scheduled arrival in our area on Saturday. We would like to request that you stay far away from us. Yes, really. We are aware that the Gulf coast is pretty much shrouded in awesomeness, and we all know that you'd like to be a part of Texas history. Who wouldn't? But your arrival seems to promise quite a bit of commotion, and we're just not feeling up to all of that mess, so please listen to our prayers and stay away - got it?


The People Of The Texas Gulf Coast Region Against Hurricanes And Their Subsequent Messes (TPOTTGCRAHATSM)

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